I haven’t posted much lately because another blog and life are taking up my time, but it’s important I tell you how incredibly excited I get every time I think about being a high school lit teacher in the future.
You know those Lit Majors who book shame? The ones who’re all pretentious and try to force people to read “better books” because one genre is superior to another? The ones who roll their eyes when someone pulls out anything labeled as “chick lit”? Yeah. Fuck them.
i’m just gonna pretend daft punk was in pacific rim. i’m gonna pretend that they pilot a jaeger called electroma bravo and they blast house music with the kaidonovskys and when stacker shows raliegh around the shatterdome he’s like, “that’s thomas and guy-man. french. they never take their helmets off.”
It’s 2014 and I’m still pissed about the Ella Enchanted movie.